EastNobleSucks
Welcome to EAST NOBLE SUCKS
WE SUCK
EastNobleSucks Services
Here’s What We Provide
free ass whoopings are our specialty, especially in football and basketball. Sorry, we're just really good at making Leo feel invincible in everything!
fun facts
we Suck
Fun Facts about East Noble: We excel at admiring Leo's victories, specialize in envy, and our star player, D3 David, truly enjoys perfecting the art of bench-sitting during Saturday morning football JV games. Wish you were us, right?
Leo Owns East Noble in Basketball
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East Noble's basketball legacy: Still chasing that elusive victory against Leo for the past 4 years. The last match? A nail-biter at 65-64, but hey, Jackson McGee and Trey Hiteshew are just too busy owning their sorry team to let them win this year. Better luck next decade, East Noble!
Leo Owns East Noble in Football
Next Level Service
"East Noble's Class of 2024: Where the art of beating Leo is as rare as Keegan Corbin catching a football. Zander Brazel's personal struggle? Never besting his own cousin Kam Zeisloft, who happens to own him on Leo's team. Meanwhile, Coach Doerffler has East Noble's Coach Amstutz playing catch-up in the shambles game. Maybe next decade, guys!"
EAST NOBLE K HOURS
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Mon - Sunday: 24/7
BARSTOOLLEO OWNS BARSTOOLEN
WTF IS A KNIGHT
Because watching East Noble try to keep up is our favorite spectator sport. They change accounts more often than they win against Leo. Leo's greatness just eclipses their cluelessness, and we suspect East Noble Barstool might be managed by someone still figuring out the rules of the game – probably a girl
